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Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months (www.theonion.com)
submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My wife and dog are permanently camped out under our Kotatsu table+blanket.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's either a very big table or a very small wife.

[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 6 points 11 months ago

It's a "tall" kotatsu. So more like a small dining table than a low coffee table.

[–] Walop@sopuli.xyz 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That is why The Comfy was invented

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 2 points 11 months ago

Doesn't seem like much of an improvement over a nice robe.

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

comfy

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Mood

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 8 points 11 months ago

This one never gets old.

[–] DarkThoughts@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago

Guys being cuddled up in a blanket.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Meanwhile, he's in the Carhartt full time.