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Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months
(www.theonion.com)
My wife and dog are permanently camped out under our Kotatsu table+blanket.
That's either a very big table or a very small wife.
It's a "tall" kotatsu. So more like a small dining table than a low coffee table.
That is why The Comfy was invented
Doesn't seem like much of an improvement over a nice robe.
Mood
This one never gets old.
Meanwhile, he's in the Carhartt full time.
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