Over confidence and coffee are the only unit tests I need

Also, it still counts as pushing straight to prod if your PR reviewer gives it a once-over and stamps it with “LGTM”

Running it in a test environment and then not having users test (vendor upgrade, in-house internal-facing app, or integration), and then being ordered to put it in prod, then people start mentioning the things they should've been mentioning all along. Can't blame them, as our timelines are short and every department is overworked and varying degrees of being understaffed.