"Mind if I share my Xcrement collection to you?"
this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2023
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Damn I should make meme from my comment first.
TBH lots of people think about calling it that.
I saw some similar puns tbh, but I didn't see "Xcrement" yet. On the other hand I've most likely only seen a glimpse of what people came up with...
Also it is weirdly accurate description of 80% of content there.
The name "Twitter" isn't much better. In my head, I call users "Twits" if I'm being kind, and something else less polite if they deserve it.
I still think Kisses. (the whole XOXO hugs and kisses thing).
Mainly because Elon is homophobic and would hate the fact that his new platform is just a bunch of people kissing each other.
Send kisses
Xcretions
I saw OP putting a brown bag at Musks Door.
This is how it got lightend.
I heard you can order elephant poop and send it to people as a "special gift"
I fully support this idea
I thought they will be called "Twix"
Only question left: left or right twix?
Edit: definitely right
Literal shitposts
The Xitter has Xcrements in it
Xeet