This chicken is bigger than a car
this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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Maybe it's just closer to the screen.
Now concentrate this time, Dougal.
These cows are small, but those...those are far away...
Small, far away.
"But on the internet, no one knows you're a dog."
You could stop at “no one knows.”
Cartoon just sold for $100,000 [iirc]
You can put ! [] (link) without the spaces for imbedding the image like so
To clarify,
! [Alternative text can be added here] (https://url.goes.here/done.png)
without the spaces.
~~My paws don't fit the keyboard~~ Thanks, that's a swell tip, thanks fellow human!
Testing testing - not working for me.
I'm using Sync app, fwiw
!https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5c3e06ceb98a78156ebe8c8c/1549921000369-QQZ5T9343P07T69VMS36/1993+07+05+internet+high+res.HG+On+t.jpg
You can put ! without the spaces for imbedding the image like so

You need to put parentheses around the link and square brackets before. The format is ! [Alt text description here] (Link here)
Edit, wait is that what you did for the bottom one? It's just showing up as a missing image for me. I don't know why the sync app would effect that though.
Trying it with the square brackets
Ok that worked! Needs both brackets and parens. 'view markdown' would have been helpful, dear Sync.
And no, the previous bottom I just pasted your segment. Then it just got weird and showed an [obj] box. Oh well.
Google knows.
SQUIRREL
Or a horse...
It’s a toy car.
LIES!
Mega...Ultra Chicken?
No, shhhh, he is legend!
I mean if you ignore all money these platforms made off of all that not real stuff.
Harry Potter isn't real, yet JK Rowling is a billionaire who is throwing her monetary weight around with TERFS
Image Transcription: Twitter Post
Leo Xander, @STALLE0N
Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken 🐓🚗 it is bigger than the car