I am so prepared for that 10k in forgiveness to have roughly 800 conditions that must be met
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roughly 800 conditions
That seems optimistic.
Tomorrow I will announce that, as president, I'll establish a student loan debt forgiveness program provided that 800 conditions are met for individuals who started a business that operated for three years in disadvantaged communities...
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a net neutrality program for WNBA fans who open a telecom that operates for 14 months in an excavation site.
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish an equal pay program for conspiracy theorists who open a daycare that operates for 7 months in the Congressional cafeteria.
Lmao
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish an opioid reduction program for Tea Party voters who open a pool hall that operates for 10 years in a college town.
how does it never miss