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[โ€“] Phlogiston@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The burrito butt is the juiciest bestest bit.

[โ€“] moog@lemm.ee 17 points 11 months ago

Burrussy ๐Ÿคค

That's what she said

[โ€“] Slow@lemmy.today 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have the same attitude towards ice cream. Only the bottom of the ice cream, which has melted a little and which is in a waffle cup, is the most delicious. When a friend asked me to leave him half, I didn't want to give him the most delicious things.

[โ€“] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ooooh yeah, its meant to be consumed in one massive bite of ecstasy. Bonus if tour teeth are sensitive to the cold

The cold teeth part is called masochism, friend

[โ€“] Gork@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Reverse the image so that the sad part comes first, and you end with it being mmm tasty.

[โ€“] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

We call the last piece "the marinated stump"

[โ€“] bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Have you tried shawarma? With mayonnaise garlic sauce and cheese wrap, it's godsend dish

I breathe shawarma. And with thoum one upping mayo garlic

[โ€“] RedIce25@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Below the image the day after; on the toilet dying

[โ€“] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I got a machaca and egg burrito from Roberto's in October.

I do not have access to Roberto's where I live.

The last bite of that magnificent roll of tortilla and meaty eggy deliciousness did indeed bring me a certain level of depression knowing it would be a long, long time before I can have another.

[โ€“] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] z500@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

Whenever the sadness kicks in I just replay the meal highlights in my head lol

[โ€“] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

This meme speaks to my soul

[โ€“] baatliwala@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Can confirm, hate it when a good kathi roll gets over