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[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 63 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Mickey Mouse is meeting with a divorce attorney. At one point the attorney says "Mr. Mouse, are you sure you want to go down this path? Getting a divorce is a very severe reaction to your wife being silly."

"I didn't say Minnie was silly!" Mickey responded. "I said she was fucking Goofy!"

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

This joke is elevated when you can do a good Mickey Mouse voice.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not as bad as I was expecting

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh there's more, just drawn by...different artists

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

...goofykin?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] dojan@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm sure he gets it all the time. Who wouldn't fuck Goofy?

[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't stick your dick in crazy. Goofy on the other hand...

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean he's a hot dogman. Just imagine what that tongue do.

[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Giggity giggity

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

We never found out what happened to Max's mother, but Mr. Geef seemed pretty resolutely single in Goof Troop.

[–] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago
[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Ah hyuck! Murder!

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

And your mum gorshes

[–] JoShmoe@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago

Should I explain Maxie? How I know your Dad fuh-hyucks?