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Why couldn't the amulet have been hidden by Aunt Alice, who understands modern key exchange algorithms?

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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Futurama did a great take on this with their Da Vinci Code parody episode.

[–] mattd@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Animatronio mentioned a fountain. That's a statue of Neptune, god of water. The number of points on him trident is three, or trey. The "u" in his name is written like "v". Trey, "v". Trevi! It's the Trevi Fountain. There can be no question!

[–] Alue42@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

"but what about--?"
"There can be no question!!"

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I watched all of Futurama, but I don't remember that episode. Which one was it?

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Damdy@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Listed as season 7 on D+ for some reason

[–] milkisklim@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Often times season 6 refers to the movies produced between season 5 and 7.

[–] roadrunner_ex@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

I remember a book I read in elementary school (in the Cam Jansen series, IIRC) where the main conflict was a mean older brother put a password on the new family computer (a huge deal in the early 90s), and the younger hires the kid detective to find the password. The password is “hot dog”, ultimately determined because the desktop BG was a picture of ketchup and mustard.

I recall being not super satisfied with that ending.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Why couldn't the amulet have been hidden by Aunt Alice, who understands modern key exchange algorithms?

Did she want for only to Biker Bob to find it, but Cop Charlie found it first?

[–] yemmly@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

QAnon: “Looks like sound reasoning to us.”

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

Now you know what kind of books these people read as kids

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Now, I don't want to be the asshole that shits on a nearly 40 year old classic movie... but why would the Goonies' map, written in Spanish, rhyme when translated to English? And why would it translate into "Olde English" with a bunch of "ye" this and "ye" that?

[–] Glyphord@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My head cannon is that it’s being interpreted by Mouth who is adding his own artistic flair to the text. So the “ye” this and that are just him playing around with the words.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Him playing around makes sense the first time he's translating the Spanish in the attic. It makes less sense when he keeps doing it after they're running for their lives from the Fratelli's, dodging booby traps and are facing yet another trap that is a full pipe organ made of human bones. And he's clearly scared when he translates it. But, maybe he just has weird defense mechanisms, I don't know.

[–] kakes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he was just committed to the bit by that point.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

We've all been guilty of carrying the bit too long before

[–] Kage520@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Batman forever: Something like "It was left by a Mr E.... Mystery! And another word for mystery? Enigma!.... Mr E. Nigma...Edward Nigma!"

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

The clues were a series of riddles that had 13, 1, 8, and 5 somewhere in their text. Try letters of the alphabet, you wind up with MAHE. What if 1 and 8 was 18? 13, 18, 5 is MRE. "Mister E." "Mystery!" "And what's another word for mystery?" "Enigma!" Mister E. Nygma. Edward Nygma."

Which manages to be extremely basic yet such a stretch at the same time.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)
[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yes, of course.

[–] Smokeless7048@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“It was left by a Mr E… Mystery!

Yea, but im pretty sure this is intentionally bad, instead of bad writing

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

It was a callback to Batman from 1966, that's how they solved all the crimes lmao. The Schumacher Batman movies were supposed to be "90s camp", which I can totally see now through my nostalgia goggles.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It helped me understand what the hell was going on with Batman Forever when I realized that the whole thing was riddled with tributes to the Adam West Batman.

Once Jim Carrey gets up a head of steam, he is doing a full on impersonation of Frank Gorshin as the Riddler. Look at Gorshin in this scene. Carrey is doing an incredible Gorshin act.

Now I don't want that and I don't appreciate it, but once I understood where all of the camp in Forever came from it didn't make me quite so angry.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is what it's like to watch Detective Conan in America. They will even have commercial segways where they say "hey, remember this important clue!" And then not even use that clue in the English dub's edit. They still present it as a mystery the viewer can solve, but then the solution is always some convoluted BS using clues the audience was never shown lol

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

commercial segways

I'm amused at the linguistic backport that just occurred here.

[–] Starbuck@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’m sure they meant segue here

segue 1 of 3 imperative verb se·​gue ˈse-(ˌ)gwā ˈsā- 1: proceed to what follows without pause —used as a direction in music 2: perform the music that follows like that which has preceded —used as a direction in music

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

No, I totally meant those little upright, lean-to go forward scooter things. 👀

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

Watching detective conan in america sounds expensive.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Sounds like Reacher Season 2

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

See also: experts solving problems in Roland Emmerich movies