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You guys, the Feds are on the front porch...

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[–] barack_obama@sh.itjust.works 43 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

My Fellow Americans

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you're cold, he's cold.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

Presidents arent just for christmas, they are a huge commitment. Every year after the holidays, animal shelters fill up with unwanted presidents, and those that cannot be re-homed are euthanised.

[–] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I know that is what makes it so much better.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 months ago
[–] PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

“Thank god you’re here, Mr. President. Your new name is Billy O’Brien and you’re about to take over as the leading candidate for the Democratic nomination.”

I am standing by and watching my doorbell cam. I’ll let you know when he shows.

[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Don't sleep on Billy O.

drag

Don't ever sleep on Billy O.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Ah, its time for the nightly "State of the Porch" presidential address

[–] Elephant0991@lemmy.bleh.au 10 points 10 months ago

Welcome, to the Twilight Zone...

[–] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

I don't know if I would be over the top with excitement to meet President Barry or if I would be scared shitless because of the implication of his visit. He doesn't look happy.

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 7 points 10 months ago

Thanks Obama

[–] Cantankerousnuts@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

is this... OBAMNA GATE?

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

POV: when your home’s looking extra vulnerable to MQ-9 reaper drone

[–] Clubbing4198@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Get off my porch, come back with a birth warrant.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

When did Obama get in I'm on observation duty?

[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

First, they come for your stout, and then they come for for newports…

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is the shit Trump dreamt about that lead to him running.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

nah. he's not wearing a tan suit in this image so not nearly scary enough

[–] AngelJamie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Urethra Franklin

Kek