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$100 Description 20 chairs for sale.There are holes in the middle of each of them because of personal project.Can use for refurbishing or anything you like.$100 OBO **PLEASE STOP INBOXING ME ASKING WHAT THE PERSONAL PROJECT IS! THATS WEIRD!

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[–] CaptainFlintlockFinn@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Recreating that scene from Casino Royale?

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

Daniel Craig must be 80 yo grandpa for that scene to work here.

[–] HumbleFlamingo@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Don't try and low ball me, I know what I have...

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

homemade toilet chair project?

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

maybe just clearing the way for farts so the cushion doesn’t absorb them

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would help prevent the muffling effect you get from a cushion. If you were really feeling creative you could attach some kind of trumpet to the hole.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

or possibly a metal bowl for a premium echo

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or an elaborate series of pipes.

I can see how experimentation like this could easily lead to 20 chairs with holes in them. Now I just want to know if he found the perfect addition - perhaps a tuba or an Alpine.horn or a vuvuzela.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

finally put it all together, they’re trying to recreate this for less flexible people

[–] Swim@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But why multiple chairs stacked?

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

20 milking chairs. They're just stackable

[–] Swim@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

a milking conference, like a class how to properly milk a penis, the kind in a hotel conferenfence room