When you totally didn't do the thing : worldnews

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I like their feral dog strategy of biting whoever is closest. They're now courting a five front war between Gaza, Lebanon, Syria, Yemen, and Iran.

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 10 months ago

That one couch meme but it's Is'ntreal with the entire Muslim world behind them.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I DIDN'T DO IT AND MAYBE THE BOY DIDN'T TOO!

Also: "Iran blasts"

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

"Iran blasts" has such a "Crash blossoms" type energy.

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Next they'll blame hamas or hezbollah or iran itself. Feels like a dejavu.

[–] neeshie@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 10 months ago

They might blame isil too, and just hope that nobody knows about the connection between Israel and ISIL

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure this is already blaming Iran itself, there's an implication here that Iran just did this on their own, either on accident or as a false flag.

[+] pigginz@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 10 months ago

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[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 10 months ago

Tfw you totally did the thing 😎

[–] DankZedong@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 10 months ago

[+] yournamehere@lemm.ee -43 points 10 months ago (4 children)

this aged fast. iran are dumb fucks änd IS has just started.

[–] ButtigiegMineralMap@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Well, to be fair, ISIS claims many attacks that aren’t theirs. They literally claimed they did the Vegas shooting, and that was obviously not true, it was an insane white dude with ZERO connections to Isis, it was honestly such a bad lie that Intel officials wrote it off immediately as desperation for attention

[–] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And even if it were true, it wouldn't change a single thing. They're still on the same camp no matter how much they whine about 9/11

[–] ButtigiegMineralMap@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait? ISIS whines about 9/11? In what way? It seems up their alley but I would love to hear more

[–] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Meant the US lmao

[–] ButtigiegMineralMap@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Ohhhhhh that makes WAY more sense, yep

[–] Krause@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 10 months ago

the islamic state is an american and israeli proxy though

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 10 months ago

Ew, a redditor.

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 10 months ago

Least braindead racist

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