Is the cash tax free? If so, jump on that shit.
If it isn't, maybe take the money, but probably just walk away
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por qué no los dos? Punch him in the mouth and do whatever you want.:-P
Or just stare deeply into his eyes until he blinks, then turn around and leave the room. You're F-ing Neo, you don't need to play these kids games - if there's something you want, you just materialize it, easy.
Ofc... if this were a more irl scenario, I don't think I'd be taking pills from some random dude offering me to either "get rich quick" or turn me into a 6-yr-old, pudding or no. Maybe this is how he gets rich, by selling my organs or some such.:-P
I ate both. Nothing really happened to me, but the matrix has been glitching though…
I couldn't imagine the stress of knowing what I know now and being sent back to when I was six years old. I'd be trapped with my parents.
I'd take the money. My wife is amazing, and we are very happy together, but a lot of things had to fall just right for us to end up together.
If Silicon Valley taught me anything, take the cash.
Red.
If I take the red pill, would I have to accept misogyny as a way of life like they say on YouTube?
Red pill.
I had a few pretty rough years in there... I wasn't suffering or anything like that, I was just.... Going in the wrong direction. Took me a while to get back on track.
Red