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[โ€“] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"I have never been given a meal in my life." - Cat who has his own very specific wet food flavor preferences and an entire shelf in the pantry devoted to their favorite treats.

[โ€“] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago

There's got to be a less abrasive way for them to ask for subscribers.