Try not pooping for 3 days. This tricks your body into no longer being constipated

So I'm going to assume the no poop mission was a success.

I managed to force the shit out somehow thanks everyone.

So are we going to get an explanation on the 3 poopless days?

So you gave yourself constipation in order to not poop for 3 days... can you tellbus what you were doing now?

I love these posts. But Imma be pissed off if we find out mizu is Gallowboob or some fucker like that from reddit.

Prune juice, coffee, and any spicy foods.

I'll just say that there's a reason for the old people eating prunes stereotype.

My wife swears by dried apricots. Make sure you are in a well ventilated, prefeably unpopulated space as you are going to produce some gas that will make your eyes water.

Anything with lots of fiber, especially darker leaves like kale. The less cooked, the better. But a warm enema can also help a lot in a dire situation.

I’m utterly convinced at this point this dude is pranking us HARD. 🤣

The classic way I know of is a large black coffee and a bran muffin. If you can manage to get stuck in traffic about an hour after you eat, it increases the odds of it working.

Long walks and much water. Also try eating prunes.

Really hot peanuts help, look up your closest Indian grocery store they usually have the nuclear stuff.

Let me introduce you to my girl here. 😁 Acupressure Points For Constipation

prune juice XD trust me

"It may be used as a dietary supplement to act as a laxative. " /wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prune_juice

Arby's. Makes Taco Bell shits weak mild in comparison.

You could try the mathematician's approach and work it out with a pencil!

(but yes, an enema and fibrebare the correct answers

Personally, I've found binge drinking to be the most fun way to clear yourself out.

After that, lots of greasy foods will grease up your insides.

Thanks for concluding the saga for us @mizu, it's been a wild ride.

Eat 2 Kiwi Fruits a day

Psyllium husk.

Not the most pleasant thing to mix with water, but god damn that poopy powder is incredible. It should be part of everyone's daily habit, it's so good for you.

Xylitol, one of the common substitutes for sugar in sugar-free lollies has a laxative effect, so you might be able to munch on a pack of sugar-free gummies and shotgun it out your backside.

Whether your toilet will be in a usable state afterwards is another story altogether.

Prune juice. Just be sure to clear your calendar and plan to spend the next couple of hours near a clean bathroom.

The advice is good but also consider going for a hard run. That usually helps me. There is a lot of data to suggest healthy digestion requires regular movement and particularly exercise.

Triscuits and guacamole. Make sure to increase your fiber intake slowly, otherwise you'll make things worse.

Beer

The Sage of Mizu continues...

Coffee.