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Thanks, TCP/IP (lemmy.today)
submitted 10 months ago by CmdrKeen@lemmy.today to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 62 points 10 months ago (6 children)

UDP: Hold my beer.

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Well, the packets start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the rules and I hit the cable runnin'

[–] sharkwellington@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'

-DDOS attacks

[–] Kelo@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Didn't make sense not to ping for fun

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 22 points 10 months ago

UDP: Throws beer in your general direction with no prior notice.

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 16 points 10 months ago

Or don't. I don't care. Anyway here's the bill

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I gave my best effort.

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

UPNP: I'm about to end this whole man's career

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

Universal Plug'n'Play?

[–] daBeans@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

beer proceeds to shatter on the ground

[–] Dlayknee@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

UDP: meh

[–] CmdrKeen@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago

Here's another one, catch!

[–] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Career prospects

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Are they going to expand into Canada? That's a much better deal than getting reemed by Telus or Rogers.

[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 5 points 10 months ago

Yeah, no joke. That would be awesome, and they wouldn't be scared off by the paper terrorism.

When Mexico sends us us people, they're not sending their best. /s

[–] CmdrKeen@lemmy.today 1 points 10 months ago

Damn, they must be charging an arm and a leg then, or your firstborn perhaps.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 7 points 10 months ago

Wi-Fi protection racket has to be a new one, right?

[–] FishFace@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you're using TCP and losing packets you should be panicking though, because something is very wrong...

[–] thejml@lemm.ee 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

True, but TCP will just resend them, you won’t lose anything but some latency. Meaning it’s something to look into, but not something to panic about.

[–] wischi@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You can lose packets. Just cut the cable, but the other side will notice that the transmission is incomplete.

[–] FishFace@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Shouldn't the engineer be a bit more worried if the cable's been cut?

If UDP drops packets it's probably nothing. If TCP drops packets it's because something's actually wrong.

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Drug engineers

[–] shalva97@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Senior drug architect

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Drug scrum master

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago

IT dealers

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Sonic: gotta go QUIC.

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

Actually even a few dropped packets is too many in IT IMO lol

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

"you pee tcp? i pee urine" - chip ~ sales guy vs web dude

[–] br4b0 1 points 10 months ago

Hahahaha