this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2024
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[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Does it come pre armed with a knife or do I have to provide one of my own for it to use?

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If left unattended for any period of time it will immediately begin seeking out the nearest knife

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Ahhhk, cool, good to know, so I have some time to work with.

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

乇ㄥ is卂footㄒㄖ - what?

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Something is something foot?

Ooooh something is afoot!

Oh clever. Not me, it took me far too long to get that.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's supposed to say ElBarto, but I'm guessing some of the characters won't show for you.

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Oh now I see it. I put it in Google Translate which is what got me to "a foot". But then I saw your comment with your username in Boost for Lemmy - El Barto and it clicked.

[–] Thranduil@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Sounds like an SCP

[–] Davel23@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Still not as good as Crunchy Frog.

[–] rvdz@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

"We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose."

[–] aaaa@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't you even take the bones out?

[–] Davel23@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

If they took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy!

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Stable diffusion prompt: background of planet LV426, dark, center frame is Cadbury Creme egg pointing upright on the ground with a haze of vapor floating in the air, one egg is peeled back from into four petals centering at the top as a sci-fi face hugger emerges from the Cadbury egg, in bio-industrial art style of Swiss artist HG Giger

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wow. Can’t believe the Whizzo Chocolate Company is still in business after those two inspectors showed up.

[–] tabularasa@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We use only the finest baby crabs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

But it's still a crab!

[–] neonred@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Won't they suffocate? 🦀

[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nah they have gills, silly

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 10 months ago

"This creme egg is crunchier than I'm used to..."

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Probably taste better than they currently do.

[–] mrbubblesort@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

For real, they used to have actual cream inside them. Now it's just this weird fucking yellow toothpaste.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 10 months ago

Those would be popular in Asia.

[–] Eczpurt@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Everything keeps evolving into crabs!

[–] ZetaLightning94@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Dont threaten a Marylander with a good time..

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Seems like an SCP

Mandela effect: Does anyone else remember this being a blue lobster?

[–] OceanSoap@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Dude, blue crab? Fucking delicious!

[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I bought one of these and the crab arrived already dead.

Very disappointed, 1 star.