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[-] Limeey@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

I’m know it’s a meme, but a lot of people actually live like this. It’s part of that insanity of fear that people live in. “Except one” implies that it’s inevitable that you’ll be attacked in the night.

It’s just like the psychos who stock up on guns, they’re positive that “it’s only a matter of time”

People are fuckin stupid

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

It's not paranoia if they are really after you

[-] geogle@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

It could still be paranoia

[-] dynamo@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it.

Long as you don't go overboard, i think it's perfectly reasonable to have something to defend yourself with. Granted, i would think a reasonable amount of guns to have for home defence would be 1, but i'm european so i dunno

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 12 points 10 months ago
[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

A machete meme about how machete don’t meme, is this the new recursive?

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago
[-] seathru@lemm.ee 29 points 10 months ago

I thought it was James May.

[-] MuhammadJesusGaySex@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I thought it was Steven Seagal.

I only know 2 things about Steven Seagal.

  1. Steven Seagal is a Russian shill.

  2. One time Gene LeBell choked Steven out so hard, that Steven Seagal shit his pants.

Those are the only 2 things I know, and need to know about Steven Seagal.

[-] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago
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[-] jcg@halubilo.social 1 points 10 months ago

Is it not Rocky Balboa?

[-] CordanWraith@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

It is, from the Top Gear Bolivia Special

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

The man always wakes up ready to prepare a coconut for breakfast. How is that wrong?

[-] conorab@lemmy.conorab.com 2 points 10 months ago
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[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Unless the other guy brought a gun to the knife fight.

[-] dauerstaender@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

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