this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2024
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[–] jawa21@startrek.website 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

This implies people getting disappointed in their common baby.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fucking grey babies go straight to the dumpster

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I save all my common babies to later scrap and build rare babies.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 15 points 10 months ago

Are you implying they don't?

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[–] LolaCat@piefed.social 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"You have successfully sold Epic Baby on the Steam Marketplace for $0.03"

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Nice, $0.01 less needed to buy Half Life 3 when it comes out.

[–] MamboGator@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

When a woman gives birth to a baby that doesn't match her or her partner's skin tone, she should say it's a shiny.

[–] odium@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah sure that's an epic, but it's not meta. Half the common's are more meta than that. Better luck next time, OP.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Post and Reply


oober G., @goobsmacked_

HELL YEA I pulled an Epic baby

[An image of a baby on a white background, the baby is glowing purple]

✖️MICCHI✖️ | "I'm a Controversy" ENGLISH, @swaga…

Giving birth is kinda like a gacha