Asklemmy

I can finger my ass and jack off while holding my phone. Have a good day 😤

Biblically accurate snow angels.

I can finally take on General Kenobi.

I can now finally solder things easier.

Drink my coffee while gaming.

Use Push to Talk a lot more while gaming.

Hold the ladder, brace, and hold a nail and hammer all at the same time.

Omg, I can finally use my cane and carry more than one f*n thing at a time! Or - on a rough day - use my walker and carry my coffee without fear of a tiny bump into something spilling coffee everywhere! It's the little things like that that I miss

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Complain about how uncomfortable it is to lay on my side now

Wait for someone to drop in and say "hello there" before terminating them.

Carry my cat around all day without having to put her down to do anything. We'd both be so happy.

By being overqualified for handshakes and using that as a power move to establish dominance via awkwardness

I'd shake my own hand.

Finally, I don't need to drop my drawing tablet pen to use the mouse

now i can super masturbate

That's what double neck guitars were invented for

Masturbate, play with my ass, and scroll porno on my phone. All at once!

jerk off 4 dicks at once obviously

Whatever it is, I’ll definitely still procrastinate and maybe not even do it

My drumming would get wild

I shall compete in Mortal Kombat.

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Then I will hold an N64 controller.

I use one of the extra arms to hit the enter key at work. This brings me much joy.

Seriously, one of my biggest frustrations is the tiny inefficiency caused by needing to use a mouse and keyboard at the same time. I can navigate most of it with just the left hand side of the keyboard except for hitting enter at the end of forms. Moving my hand off my mouse or from the left hand side of the keyboard to the right in this rapid, heavily repeated process is uncomfortable.

Now I've written all that I've realised I should just bind it to something on the left hand side of the keyboard or the mouse though. Oh well, I'll put it on the to do for Monday lmao

Also being able to type with both hands, hold the old school corded phones we still have, and use the mouse or write with a pen at the same time would rule.

Four at once. Four tacos at one time. Four tacos running a train on my face hole until my face is covered in sauce that drips down my chin from my greedy taco loving lips.

Become the chief henchman at an illegal martial arts tournament Island.

I shudder at how even more awkward hugs would be. There is four permutations (with regards to arm-positioning) for hugs between two two-armed individuals. It's way to early to calculate how many two sets of four arms will give. I'm quite sure I would still get it wrong 95% of the times (With a 5% confidence interval).

Drums and piano gonna get far more challenging with new limbs.
Suddenly that double neck guitar send more reasonable to buy too :D

I'm going to have to start power-lifting if I want to be Vishnu for Halloween.

Hmmmm...better idea, get a mask, go as Ganesha.

First thing, I'm gonna do that Goro thing where he holds a guy up with two arms and pummels them with the other two

Maybe I can finally do 1 full pull-up.

Finally hack with 4 hands on 1 keyboard without needing a second hacker.

Five women at the same time.

Still try to carry too much in the house when I get home from grocery shopping

• Cooking in half the food prep time.
• Climbing
• Doing laundry while reading/surfing
• Sex/Masturbation
• Snowball fight
• Cartwheeling
• Running on all sixs while telling the flabbergasted to be playing ant
• Advanced name dancing
• Clapping very loudly
• Digging with two shovels
• Mastering rock paper scissors
• Swimming

Reeeaaalllly stretch out and relax.

Nobodies happier than the guy with four knives.

Typing on PC with 2 of them, one checking the phone and the other grabing a snack/drink 😎

Buy even more groceries and still carry them in one trip