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[–] mercano@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

In the Star Trek universe, you announce your password to the room every time you use it.

[–] Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but with your access code that's voice authenticated. Foolproof, unless there were androids like Data, or any robots that could copy voice signatures... That would be a problem!

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

God forbid someone invented some kind of audio recording device.... Captain's log, stardate 43291....

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 2 points 10 months ago

Yep. My voice is my passport.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 points 10 months ago

Bean there when it happened, huh.

[–] DoYouNot@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What do you call a masturbating cow?

[–] Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If I even ventured a guess it would be embarrassing

[–] Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Oh no it's beef stroganoff! Ha!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I was just telling my brother about that episode! Don't remember it passing the 1hr mark but it's been a month or so since I've seen it, memory's not the same since covid...