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[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago

How much pudding can you pick up with two fingers?

[-] FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 9 months ago
[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago
[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago
[-] blakeus12@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

a real american patriot would use floz. are you some sort of foreign "youropean"???

[-] FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 9 months ago

Trust the plan

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

what IS the deal with airline food?

[-] FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It must store well, be easy to prepare and transport, and be minimally expensive to procure in bulk.

[-] sum_yung_gai@lemm.ee 21 points 9 months ago

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do with more like?

[-] FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 9 months ago

I can be studied systematically since I have to go on a system, because every time. The only law that is a region that has been a lot is a hallmark of metabolic activity, and indeed, replication, in living organisms.

Huh, my predictive text knows I'm a biologist.

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago

YOU GET OUTTA HERE DICK CHENEY WE DON'T NEED NO MORE FOREVER WARS

[-] FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 9 months ago

I'll make Dick Cheney look like a dove.

[-] abc@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Love your work Mr. Santos - who do you think will win RuPaul's drag race this year

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Whats your favourite Pokemon ?

[-] FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 9 months ago

Is that a drug?

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

if he loses, are you willing to be flayed raw before a crowd of baying small business owner swine?

[-] FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 9 months ago

No, as a politician my highest instinct is self-preservation.

[-] Daqu@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

How many babies do you kiss per day? Do you do it for your image or for personal reasons?

[-] FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 9 months ago

70% of the babies I kiss are for political reasons, the rest for personal reasons. I usually kiss about 7 per event.

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 9 months ago

Somehow, kissing 4 babies and then 0.9 of a baby is much much worse than 5 babies

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Will you sign my copy of American Crisis: Leadership Lessons from the COVID-19 Pandemic?

[-] FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 9 months ago

As a career politician, I'm used to giving handshakes, not autographs. However, I'll give it a try.

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] UnapologeticAnarchist@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

::: CW misogyny

Is his pussy grab really all that? What did you do? :::

[-] FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 9 months ago

His fingers are too small to make it truly dangerous

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Needs a CW. Let me know if you edit it and I can restore.

[-] UnapologeticAnarchist@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

::: content warning test :::

It is edited and should be good to go

Edit: it appears I'll need help. Can someone explain the method?

[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

hit the diamond in the bar that appears when you hit the reply icon. replace the second spoiler with the text you want to appear above the CW. replace everything that follows the second spoiler (but before the line with nothing but ::: on it) with whatever needs to receive the CW. e.g.:

above the foldbelow the fold

use the view source button if you just wanna copy what I did.

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[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Have you seen the piss tape?

[-] FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 9 months ago

I jerk off to it every morning

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago

How much orange does he put on his weiner?

[-] FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago

About a litre every other week

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[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago
[-] FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Whenever the CIA decides

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

are you sebastian gorka (please say yes)

[-] FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 months ago

Gorka is far too liberal for me to associate with him

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

you will atone for your slander against THE DRAGON OF BUDAPEST

[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago
[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

What's your favorite Disney movie?

[-] FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 9 months ago

Song of the South

[-] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

On a scale of 1 to 10 how wet is our boy nowadays?

[-] FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago

Unfortunately the legal problems caused by CORRUPT and LYING democrats have decreased his wetness from 10 to 9.9

[-] blakeus12@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

When it comes time for you to be hanged at the end of your term, can I be the one who does the hangin’?

[-] FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 months ago

Only if Mr. Trump says it's okay

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Will he legally mandate IBM and/or Lenovo to make the PCjr. 2

[-] FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago

No, but he will be outlawing Linux

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Year of the MINIX comeback

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