"She's looming!" --Liz TrueAnon

Driving an A.I. to mass murder by forcing it to make podcasts themed around my John Arbuckle-levels-of-bland daily life and the constant slew of trivial problems my job presents

I’m of a “not gonna tell you to vote, not gonna tell you not to vote” type posture

I hate these people. Giving them transorbital lobotomies would arguably make them smarter

Having a weird online fan club is building communism: you heard it here, folks

God this takes me back to that fucking "Only two men in history had their own symbol: Obama and Hitler" image that was going around like twelve years ago

Normie politics are brain melting

It’s honestly surprising I’m not a juggalo tbh. Midwestern furry with a love for horror aesthetics, occasional white boy rap, and faygo? Should be a dead fit, right? Never actually even heard a ICP song somehow

Perfect Dark (Rareware, N64, 2001)

It's virtually guaranteed that even if one were to even get a viable amount of people to mars the first attempt at building a colony's doomed to some sort of "all hands lost" situation, isn't it?

The Beast of Yucca Flats. It was so boring even the MST3k guys couldn’t make it worth my while.

I hate the way Carlson speaks for an audience. Getting talked down to makes my skin crawl.