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[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago

I misread this as "Ganja" and thought they dropped him in a tub of hash or something

[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Where can I get this treatment?

[-] wintermute_oregon@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

Sounds like they drowned him

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 21 points 7 months ago

The Ganges is an absolutely disgusting and horribly polluted river. It could easily be a dozen of other things that did it.

[-] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Hard to tell because it just says "he didn't survive the ritual" which to me implies it was at the river. A disease will take time.

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 8 points 7 months ago

This is just sad
Out of options they tried for the irrational miracle

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Murder with extra steps to appear innocent.

[-] sirdorius@programming.dev -2 points 7 months ago

Touch some fucking grass!

It's not like they wanted to murder him. They were just desperate. Having someone you love diagnosed with terminal cancer is pretty fucking tough, especially if it's your 7 year old child.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world -3 points 7 months ago

And you just 'know' that. How great must it be to be the chosen one.

You've clearly never seen the kind of animosity people try to hide about the burden of their disabled kids, or the people who keep them for the state paycheck.

[-] sirdorius@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago

Thank you for enlightening me Mr. Holmes! Truly brilliant detective work and understanding of the human condition, in between one shitpost and another. Where would the world be without keyboard detectives?

this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2024
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