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submitted 9 months ago by Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] clayh@lemmy.ml 21 points 9 months ago

I take naps every Wednesday and never on other days of the week. This one simple trick has increased my odds of waking up on a Wednesday to 1/4!

[–] tiredofsametab@kbin.social 12 points 9 months ago

Ooooh, look at "I can sleep once and only once per day and never for longer than a day" over here ;P :)

[–] Jeeve65@ttrpg.network 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This week I don't. Next week you may be right.

[–] Cicraft@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

An all-nighter, I'm presuming?

[–] MinorLaceration@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Am I not more or less guaranteed to wake up on a Wednesday each week?

[–] ame@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 3 points 9 months ago

Depending on the day you were born and the day of the week, you may have experienced more Wednesdays than any other day

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Only if you sleep every day. And a 1 in 4 chance if you decide to take a nap every Wednesday (and only on Wednesdays).

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

A broke week's right once a day

[–] andrewrgross@slrpnk.net 3 points 9 months ago

I enjoyed that.

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[–] purahna@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 9 months ago

There's also a pity mechanic in which your chances of waking up on a Wednesday increase the longer it's been since the last time

[–] SuiXi3D@kbin.social 0 points 9 months ago