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[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 154 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yes. Am usiang a Luigi Borad

[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 49 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Great success!

[–] clark@midwest.social 6 points 9 months ago

I have a chair I have a chair, king in the castle king in the castle

[–] odium@programming.dev 52 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Manifesting? What tf is "manifest me" supposed to mean?

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 63 points 9 months ago (3 children)

When you're a South American country and the USA decides to pop in for a visit.

[–] cypherix93@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] odium@programming.dev 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ahh yes, Mannyfeast density

[–] nixcamic@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

They mostly did that to Central and North American countries. I know, nitpicking but...

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Oh, I thought it's a week-long celebration of people named Manuel.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

I think it's akin to vibes and voodoo. You attempt to "will" something into happening like making someone else think about you so they contact you.

The fun example is trying to make someone's head explode with your mind because you hate them but are unable to attack them physically.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Magic thinking, basically if you think hard about something then it has a higher chance of happening. I.e. if you think hard about a new mercedes, you somehow might get it.

[–] Fades@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

It means you’re brain damaged

[–] bane_killgrind@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 40 points 9 months ago

Are you many-fisting me?

Im surprised you aren't sure enough to answer that yourself 😳

[–] GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee 26 points 9 months ago
[–] Fades@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

How are people this fucking dumb

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] RandomStickman@kbin.social 8 points 9 months ago

Wololo wololo

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Mannyfeasting sounds nice. "I roasted a goose for the mannyfeast!"

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

These are a couple of the results Craiyon created with the prompt "Manny Feast".

1000011979

1000011980

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

The only correct answer to this question is yes.

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 months ago

The what 🤨...

[–] Gimpydude@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 9 months ago

Someone call the amber lamps! This guy just burnt himself drinking the bone apple tea!