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Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police say (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 9 months ago by TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like something straight outta Florida Man.
But it being Tejas is close enough.

[–] TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Don't you dare compare Texas to Florida! We're nowhere near their levels of crazy.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Apropos of nothing, who's up for some ice cream?

[–] rdyoung@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Don't mind if I do.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

I'm always down. Been trying to cut back but damn that stuff is addictive!

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