She's the butt wife.

Wow, so Reagan’s welfare queens were Mormon!

What a bunch of assholes.

They're 14 now after a few kids...

...but he put ~~stuck~~ families on his car. Just look at that commitment! I'd like to imagine in reality someone is just having fun with stickers but who knows haha.

edit: put stick families on his car... stuck stick families... words are hard. 😅

Utah has a lot of Mormons, who don’t drink alcohol. Craft soda shops are the latest fad, get vanilla in your coke or whatever. These white bread mofos go crazy for it

Image a bar that makes cocktails/mixed-drinks. Now, change the various alcohols with Soda. Next, add a drive through.

Just that less than three wives and no happy ending for you.

Not technically aside from population limits,

What's weirder is that the dynamics it creates means FLDS colonies effectively behave like Lion Prides

Men will actually be kicked out if they come of age without finding wives outside the community because the older men will have hoovered up all the eligible women already and see the young men as rivals for those womens' attention, and on the extreme end as a lethal threat to those womens' children since yes, FLDS men will occasionally form gangs that kill older men divvy up the "breeding age" wives, and kill most of the children both to wipe out the old groom and to prevent any children from taking revenge on bio-dad's behalf over remembering the man being killed by new dad.

There's actually occasional shootouts in northern mexico related to this wife taking behavior because the local authorities are less well equipped to go after the lunatics and also often take bribes from the ones who don't feel like the effort of keeping it under wraps.