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[-] Polarsailor@kbin.social 42 points 7 months ago

Rectum? Damn near kilt 'em.

[-] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

I choked

[-] geekworking@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

"What do you have on under the kilt"?

.... Shitty Antiques.

[-] mrbn@lemmy.ca 10 points 7 months ago

Ah, this reminds me of the old adage: Try before you buy.

Two words:

Ass

Pennies

[-] KimjongTOOILL@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You see @tamal3@lemmy.world this is how you become successful. He'll have leverage over anyone who has ever bought anything from that store.

[-] tamal3@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Now I know! I understand more about the ways of the world than I'd ever wanted to.

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 5 points 7 months ago

don't judge, we all have hobbies

[-] don@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Wonder what he’d say if he found out his prison food got the same treatment

Wipe better or use preparation H. Hell, scooting your ass across the carpet would be better than shoving random shit up there in public.

[-] essellburns@beehaw.org 1 points 7 months ago

There's often a tradeoff between what's fun and what's healthy!

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