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Jiv me a break (lemmy.ml)
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[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 34 points 1 year ago

I will face Jod and walk backward into hell before I say "jiff"

[-] MrZigZag@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Clearly you're not a choosy mom.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago
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[-] dandroid@dandroid.app 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How do you say gin or giraffe? Or literally the letter G?

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[-] MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

And "gigolo."

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[-] juliebean@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

oh that's easy, it's "dot gif"

[-] Player2@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

Um, I don't know how to tell you, but that means a wiiiildly different thing. 🤣

[-] iamak@infosec.pub 14 points 1 year ago

Why do people have to pronounced it in any way? Why not say G-I-F? I've been saying it like that since before I knew about the huge debate💀

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

Because that's 3 syllables instead of 1. Ain't nobody got time for that!

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[-] snowe@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago

Cuz the devs explicitly named it after the peanut butter and even gave it a catchphrase to make sure you pronounced it correctly. It was a marketing campaign. “Choosy developers choose gif”.

[-] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago

How do you pronounce JIF, then? (That's the JPEG Interchange Format.)

[-] pythonoob@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Gif, clearly.

[-] snowe@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

The same way? There’s thousands of words in the English language with the same pronunciation and different spellings. This isn’t the dunk you think it is.

Besides, gif existed first. If JIF wanted to use the name without confusion maybe they should have come out first (missed it by half a decade) or come up with a catchy phrase.

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[-] NoName@lemdro.id 13 points 1 year ago

It's actually pronounced yif

[-] Nyla_Smokeyface@beehaw.org 13 points 1 year ago

I was devastated to learn the creators intended it to be pronounced "jif" like the peanut butter brand

[-] Surface_Detail@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, because it's a jraphical interface format.

[-] kittenspronkles@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago

So do you say j-feg? Because the p stands for photographic

[-] pythonoob@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

One of the common nonsensical arguments heard. What's the next one?

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[-] SeedyOne@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

One of the few times I don't care what the creator says, he was wrong.

[-] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

And yet your mind knows it's not possible for him to be wrong since he named it.

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[-] Pixelphoria@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Jraphic interface format really sounds right /s

[-] SkyeCat@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago

Let me just get my Self Contained Oonderwater Breathing Uhpparatus ready /s

[-] MothBookkeeper@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Right, because Gs are never pronounced with a "J" sound, and acronyms are never pronounced differently than their full terms. Sound logic there; well done. Never mind any of these:

NASA- National Aeronautics Space Uhdministration

NATO- North Ayy-tlantic Treaty Organization

LASER- Light Ayy-mplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

SCUBA- Self Contained Oonderwater Breathing Uhpparatus

FOMO- Fear ohhf missing ohht

ASAP- Ayys soon ayys possible

POC- People ohhf solor

PIN- Personal id-entification number

BOGO- Buy ohhn get ohhn

POTUS- President ohhf the Uhhnited States

YOLO- You only live ohhnce

AWOL- Ayy-bsent without awfficial leave

ICE- Eyemmigration and Sustoms Enforcement

DARE- Drug Ayybuse Resistance Education

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

NASA - National Ah-ronautics and Space Uh-dministration

LASER - Light Ay-mplification by Ztimulated Eh-mission of Radiation

ICE - Eye-mmigration and Sustoms -nforcement (E is silent)

DARE - Drug Ay-buse Resistance -ducation (ditto)

[-] betheydocrime@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

For this logic to be consistent you would have to pronounce JPEG as "jayfeg"

[-] Cargon@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

There's no logic being applied. This is just sports mentality in tech. Like spaces vs. tabs, Emacs vs. vim, Python vs. R, or one of countless others.

But could you imagine if you created a digital standard used by billions everyday and then most people refused to pronounce the name you gave it? Same energy given off by the "anti pronoun" crowd.

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[-] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

National Aeronautics and Space Uhdministration /s

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[-] csolisr@communities.azkware.net 12 points 1 year ago

I take the third route and pronounce it Heef, as in Spanish

[-] acastcandream@beehaw.org 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

spoilerasdfasdfsadfasfasdf

[-] EliasChao@lemmy.one 7 points 1 year ago

We all know it's pronounced "gif".

[-] MrZigZag@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah with the g like in garage.

[-] Atrabiliousaurus@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago
[-] asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

I hate this language...

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[-] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago

Gif, the jift that keeps on jivving.

[-] green_pyroxene@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

whichever way pisses off the most people

watch me pronounce it /χäɪf/ ("hyfe")

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Isn't that one of Elon Muskrat's kids?

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[-] platysalty@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

"I'm not brave enough for politics."

Immediately makes a hot take.

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[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

ʒaɪf

rhymes with "knife"

[-] 1337admin@1337lemmy.com 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pronounced it as a soft g in my head the first time I read it, and years later the creator said it was meant to be a soft g, so I feel validated.

When you create an image format, name it whatever you want and if it's any good and I use it, I'll call it what you want

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[-] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

“The correct way, of course.”

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Some say gif, others say gif. The people saying gif are correct.

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[-] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

the correct answer is hard-g soft-g ee ef ef: ggi F.F.

[-] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago
[-] dandroid@dandroid.app 9 points 1 year ago

I have a friend named Geoff who says gif with a hard G. I like to pronounce his name with a hard G after that. Geff.

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[-] Bianca_0089@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Whatever causes the asker to have the biggest breakdown at the time!

"4G-LTE"? Well that's 'Forgull'ty'

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