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[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 80 points 8 months ago

Amy Barrett's cult believes the IVF is manslaughter.

They totally are going to outlaw IVF, contraception, same sex marriage, interracial marriage, abortion, and the fundies want you ladies barefoot and pregnant with zero say in government or affairs of men.

They want the 1950s but on steroids because of the convenient tracker we use every single day. Your phone.

You all better be voting in November because the fundies sure will.

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 10 points 8 months ago

Also will kill all bicyclists.

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

Hot tub sales plummet.

[-] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 5 points 8 months ago

convenient tracker we use every single day. Your phone.

Jokes on them!

I watch Mike Johnson whack off with an app on my phone!

Wait, I mean I watch him watching his son whack off! Dammit, not what I mean.

I mean Mike Johnson and his son watch each other whack off! Goddammit! Close enough.

[-] 3425asdfqwer4@kbin.social 27 points 8 months ago

Ignore the terrorists distractions and start going after them.

Maliciously abuse the law in every way imaginable and start trying to strip every conservative right possible. Taking the high road is a losing strategy, start going for their throats.

[-] Kid_Thunder@kbin.social 9 points 8 months ago

Democrats: See opportunity to win women voters over due to IVF being considered abortion.

Republicans: See opportunity to win black voters over due to sneakers and menthol cigarettes.

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