Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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What should you do if you see a spaceman? (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by glimse@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You park in it, man

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[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What do you do when you see a fireman?

You put it out, man.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I actually like this one more than what I posted lol

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

Terrible, just terrible.

Take my upvote dad

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Man... Buzz ain't gonna like this.

[–] WhyAUsername_1@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Because buzz-all drinks.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Possibly an uncle joke?? Since it's more fun to say like a stoner

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yea, I kinda figure dad jokes are ones understandable by a 6 year old. Probably better as an uncle joke. Then your stoner teenage nieces/nephews can groan at you for such an uncool joke, ya old uncle. Hahahaha

Always love telling such jokes -

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I've told it to a 6 and 8 year old without the voice and they both got the "pun" part of it