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They will never learn (midwest.social)
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[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 39 points 7 months ago

How do those three groups choose who gets the incorrect apostrophe

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 14 points 7 months ago

Autocorrect shall decide the Victor.

[-] rbn@feddit.ch 7 points 7 months ago

Maybe the one guy's father is called Christian. So he's Christian's (son) and just likes a good bar fight if there's an opportunity. He doesn't care about the fanfiction.

[-] vynaaa@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Judging by the lack of a comma, the father's name might be Jews Christian.

[-] rbn@feddit.ch 2 points 7 months ago

Good ol' Jewchri they call him...

[-] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Apostle's law

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago

If you think that shit isn't going to spill over into atheist guy and ruin his lunch, you are sorely mistaken

[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 23 points 7 months ago

They will never learn cause they're not actually fighting over religious differences. Their religion is their tribe and they're fighting the other tribes over land, resources and "honor".

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 4 points 7 months ago
[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 7 months ago

Klingons had the right idea. They killed their gods.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago

No, Klingons had honor, not "honor"

[-] dyathinkhesaurus@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

Why do the Christians warrant an incorrect apostrophe? They're all plurals, right? No apostrophes needed.

[-] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Because they haz all the apostle's

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

We're just paying the apostle fee's

[-] ApostleO@startrek.website 2 points 7 months ago

I'm here to collect.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

If you look closely you can see the agnostics smoking out in the parking lot

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

I can’t see it, but it’s impossible to know if that’s true.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 months ago

From time to time the Atheist will get a burger thrown at them, a soft drink, some hot tea and threatened with a knife or gun.

[-] fidodo@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Aren't Christians and Muslims the fan fic while Jews are just fiction

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

That's an interesting question since so much of Judiac literature wasn't finalized until the 4th century. And there are hints that Christianity feed back into Judaism. Like for example the ordering of the Hebrew Bible, the fall of the Book of Enoch from a privileged position, the development of a full afterlife, and things about the Messiah prophecies.

I heard one of the X-Men movies had a line lifted from a popular fan creation on YouTube. Yes it was the one about the Juggernaut. So maybe that is more like what happened.

[-] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

You post, on a thread dedicated to Atheists fighting with the religious.

[-] Shard@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

This whole sub be in that royal rumble with the theists.

[-] Mindhunter@lemmy.today 5 points 7 months ago

They are gonna come for him later .

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Mmmm tacos (I think).

[-] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

You know when a meme lands just right ? This is that.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 months ago

I've been reading some really awesome books lately, so here're some recommendations for history nerds who are atheist:

The Origin of Satan: How Christians Demonized Jews, Pagans, and Heretics

The Passover Plot

The Gospel of Mary of Magdala: Jesus and the First Woman Apostle

The first gave me a ton of background on the intended audience of the gospels. Huge enjoyment. Very engaging.

The second reveres Jesus as a man who was incredibly intelligent and engineered his own sacrifice. Still reading.

The third examines teachings that salvation is found within and requires no higher authority. No wonder it was suppressed.

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

He's the same God in all three, so they're all on board there.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Poor Baha'i, no one even considers them worth mocking. Someone carve out a Baha'i homeland in Iran so people will remember they exist and our descendents will hate us for adding yet another skydaddy faction.

this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2024
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