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Israel says it is trying to 'flood' Gaza with aid (www.yahoo.com)

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[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 72 points 6 months ago

This is like Mars Attacks when they're walking around with the translator saying "we come in peace" while blasting the shit out of every human they find.

[-] OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago

Do not run, we are your friends!

[-] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 54 points 6 months ago

Since February 9, the average number of trucks that entered Gaza daily was about 55, compared with 500 that used to enter before the start of the conflict, according to the UN Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs (OCHA). Source

They're trying so hard guys

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

A lot of those trucks are trying to enter through Egypt, not Israel.

[-] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Indeed so why does israel assume control over it?

Rafah Border Crossing

Egypt controls the crossing but imports through the Rafah crossing require Israeli approval

[-] tryptaminev@feddit.de 13 points 6 months ago

Which Israel repeatedly bombed when Egypt let trucks enter.

[-] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 45 points 6 months ago

I think they’re confusing bullets and bombs with aid.

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 13 points 6 months ago

The soldiers confused bread with guns so it is actually plausible

[-] mea_rah@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Perhaps they are talking about Molotov bread baskets.

[-] TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

People won't starve if they're dead.

(/s)

[-] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 43 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

4 - Lies

3 - Damn dirty lies

2 - Statistics

1 - Israel saying it's trying to flood Gaza with aid

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago

Missed the end of the headline

Israel says it is trying to flood Gaza with aid from hydro engineers and a Dam Busters documentary

[-] owen@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 months ago

Lmaoo damn

[-] kirbowo808@kbin.melroy.org 29 points 6 months ago

Yeah sure, they are deffo trying to flood so much aid by rejecting most of the aid that’s trying to come to the country. Absolutely not an attempt to commit genocide to the Palestinian ppl whatsoever.

[-] Susaga@ttrpg.network 19 points 6 months ago

This has very "I have tons of black friends" vibes.

[-] Therealgoodjanet@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

Sure, if bombs count as aid…

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

Entropic charity

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

"Aid" means "Bombs" in Hebrew. Hope that clears it up

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Death, the greatest aid of all.

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 7 points 6 months ago

I guess you can't starve if you're dead from a gunshot wound.

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

You are not cold, hungry, or sick if you are dead.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

Thanos style aid

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