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[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 73 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

God doesn't work. Linux does. Prayers to God are left unanswered. Prayers to Linux are accepted via well defined interfaces and answered if you have the correct permissions.

[-] GiveOver@feddit.uk 26 points 7 months ago

God actually does answer prayers but they get blocked by ufw

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[-] tubaruco@lemm.ee 64 points 7 months ago

no, linux is the kernel. "free software" is the religion

(but seriously, theres nothing here that could be called a religion, that would be like saying d&d is a religion or a cult because a lot of people like it, or like calling any community a religion. it makes no sense)

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 24 points 7 months ago

The difference between Linux and a cult is that Linus Torvalds actually did what he said he'd do.

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[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 11 points 7 months ago

Even free software isn't, because free software delivers objective, non-placebo benefits to people, whether they "practice it" or not. Even when they don't consciously participate or are even aware of it.

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[-] snek@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago

Religion is about shit that is not real. Linux is about good engineering and open source software.

Big fat downvote for this pathetic attempt st being provocative.

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[-] homura1650@lemm.ee 32 points 7 months ago

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 7 months ago
[-] pbsds@lemmy.ml 26 points 7 months ago

The Linux source, coc and governance continues to be improved upon, while the religious scripture and institutions mainly stay fixed

[-] CriticalMiss@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Debian stable

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[-] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 24 points 7 months ago
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[-] ChiefSinner@lemm.ee 21 points 7 months ago

People can and do make idols of anything, but Linux in itself is not a religion.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 17 points 7 months ago

If Linux is a religion like Christianity then I expect Jesus to appear in front of me right now and double my fishes.

Linux works, Christianity does not.

[-] Moshpirit@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

Replace Bash with Fish. Open two terminals.

echo "Check mate".

[-] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

mate

fish: mate not found 😔

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[-] cloudless@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

If it is a religion, then it is a very fragmented one.

[-] tigerjerusalem@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

So, exactly like a religion.

[-] Voyajer@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

This implies there is only one true distro and the rest are attempts to misguide you into using closed source software

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[-] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

My brother in Christ, have you seen the history of the 3 major religions on this planet?

[-] esc27@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Do you have any idea how many denominations of Christianity there are? And most of them are open source.

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[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Might be thinking of TempleOS there.

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 13 points 7 months ago

The true cultists are emacs users...and we keep getting stronger.

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago

We belive in St. IGNUcious!

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[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

A religion is just a cult with more followers.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 months ago

Then what does that make Linux?

Oh wait...

[-] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Where's the Linux orgy's guys? Cult's are supposed to have orgy's.

[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 8 points 7 months ago

Prepare to be disappointed. This is how Linux disciples have sex (SFW).

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[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

I feel like ideology is more accurate, but alright

[-] Leg@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

I used the word philosophy, but yes. I think that's a more appropriate word than religion/cult.

[-] esc27@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

So which OS is which religion? Right now I'm thinking unix=Judaism (older, predecessor to newer oses), linux=Christianity (distros=demominations, roots in unix.), macos=Islam(jobs is their prophet, roots in unix). Not sure about Windows. I guess maybe it could be Christianity and Linux Hindu or Buddhist...

[-] ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com 8 points 7 months ago

Windows can't be Christianity, it's not fragmented enough. It's either Scientology because it's tightly controlled and without meaningful denominations. Or Buddhism from a very western point of view (i.e. oblivious to the denominations and local variations).

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[-] Sarcasmo220@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

And with the countless different distributions, its a polytheistic one.

[-] Daerun@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

So? (says while using terminal with gibberish commands to mere mortals)

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

There hasn't been a debian update for 2000 years so...

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[-] excitingburp@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Absolutely. The only difference is that the benefits aren't imaginary, they are quite tangible.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

thats bait.meme

[-] FriendBesto@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The Church of Emacs would like to have a word, and for you to open your heart to Emacs.

https://www.emacswiki.org/emacs/ChurchOfEmacs

And for those who already get the joke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnnb6sjgk3A

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Torvold's is still alive right?

Cults are religions whose founders are still alive.

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[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago

My sacrament is a bootable usb stick

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