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Dad Jokes
Description
This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.
Rules
- Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
- Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
- Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct
Ok wrap it up guys, puns over
These puns are falawful
Such a PITA
Yeah but I guess at the end of the day it's nan of our business.
Gyro taco too much
That harissament was uncalled for.
I can't tzatziki much more of this!
You really went out on a lamb with that pun.
I’m glad Lemmy doesn’t have gold, but I wish I had something more to give for this.
You could always hummos a tune!
That would be tabbouleh cool!
I can picture the shit-eating grin on your face when you delivered that line, and it's glorious.
With all that food for thought, your son might be full before getting to the food court!
koobideh while you're ahead.
I appoint you King of the Food Court
Great work, Dad!