One of my kids calls water fountains water mountains.. I assume from just mishearing the word. The first time he said it I went to correct him and then I'm like it does look like a water mountain so fuck it we'll go with that. Now the whole family only refers to them us water mountains.

And oddly there is another misheard word another of my kids used that we've all adopted, this kid said his tshirt was skin side out instead of inside out. Again I went to correct him and thought no he is right too, so now clothes are skin side out or skin side in.

Probably the thing I miss most about reddit is being able to easily find and laugh at these kinds of exchanges.

Too much sanity on lemmy... I miss the conspiracy subs.

You mean a wave?

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

These people are so dumb, they aren’t “water mountains”, they are Lands with the subtypes Island and Mountain, meaning they can tap for blue or red mana.

the existence of water mountains implies the existence of forest, fire, shadow and spirit mountains

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHIP DISAPPEAR ?

WATER MOUNTAINS

....waves?

Ok i'm convinced

Water mountains sound so fun that I'll choose to believe in them. Also ball eath but in combination with water mountains

We do have water volcanoes at least. Someone just named them geysers. Tho I'm fairly sure that vulcanic activity disproves flat earth.

This is an image of power towers gradually getting shorter and shorter because they have to squeeze into the water tunnel that runs through the water mountain.

thanks, that's my band name now

Bro, shut up, you're making us look like a bunch of round earthers.

I know it's really hard to tell, especially with flat earthers, but I think this post by "gerwin" screenshat here (with extra jpeg) was satire.

There are a lot of silly explanations that flat earthers have for things, but this doesn't appear to be one of them.

(Googling for "water mountain" just gives this screenshot and people making fun of this screenshot.)

The Turtle Moves!

every day I feel ashamed about the fact that I have to live on the same planet (sorry, I mean pancake) with these people