BananaPeal

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Is Lemmy your "main social media app"? If not, which one is it? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Mostly Lemmy, but still appending reddit to my Google searches. Just started with Bluesky, seems promising.

Your favourite Roberto episode in c/futurama@lemmy.world
Your favourite Roberto episode in c/futurama@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's bluffing!

A step too far in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

It's been a long time since I've been, but I distinctly remember Olive Garden having a chocolate lasagna. It was decent, but nothing to rave about.

IT crowd anti piracy ad in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you're ever a victim of these crimes, make sure to dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.

What is your favorite inconsequential fan theory? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

James Bond is actually a time lord. It explains why he changes how he looks every few movies. This is backed up by the fact that Timothy Dalton played a time lord once in Doctor Who.

Kamala Harris Dropped a New Custom 'Fortnite' Map in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago

We're living in the strangest timeline.

Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Spending hours with a bunch of ladies and possibly touching them in intimate locations.

vs

Spending hours with a bunch of guys and possibly touching them in intimate locations. Then showing with them.

Yeah, dance is way gayer.

All of a sudden, all of the sudden, or suddenly? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Suddenly Seymour.

Shows with an always watch intro? in c/television@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Doctor Who, Bob's Burgers, Futurama, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty, Solar Opposites, King of the Hill, Archer

I'm sure there's more.

shocking scientific discovery!! in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

37 times? In a row?

Pic in c/nocontextpics@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago

All that stuff is so bad for teenagers and addictive, they really ought to be outlawed! Oh yeah, the heroin sucks too.

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A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up. (sh.itjust.works)
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Why did Jesus Christ grow up to be such a good person? (sh.itjust.works)
 

Because he was born into a stable home.

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It took me years to realize this (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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Dear A-holes (sh.itjust.works)
 
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When do you brush your teeth? (sh.itjust.works)
 

It is advised to brush your teeth at least twice a day, but when? Just before bed is a gimme because you're about to lie mostly still for 6+ hours. Best to not leave food particles to fester.

What's the best time for an earlier brushing? After breakfast? After lunch? After work/school?

Plus, what's up with TV and movies having breakfast scenes where they get up and head right out the door? Did they already brush and now they're going to leave food to fester all day? Eww.

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Four blades, five nights (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Sticking with what you know (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Is Ohio even real? (sh.itjust.works)
 
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My 7 year old loves to tell people "bite my shiny metal ass" and it's awesome. (sh.itjust.works)
 

Wife and I decided to do another watch through before the new episodes. The 7 year old caught a couple and now he's hooked. His favorites to quote are Bender and Zoidberg. It's especially cute when he goes "wub wub wub!" At the grocery store. I'm so proud.

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If we're going back, let's go for a good reason (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Best way to tell if you need a shower (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Guy Yoga (sh.itjust.works)
 
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