this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2023
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[–] sorebuttfromsitting@sopuli.xyz 102 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Has it since become real, though?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Come fuck my cousin on my blanket and find out!

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 year ago

Not if your level of charm and tact runs in the family 😂

[–] PeefJerky@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do you want it to become real?

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 year ago

Not particularly, no 🤷

[–] archaix@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah he’s got a new favorite Dragon Ball blanket now. Horrible reporting

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's only a matter of time

[–] TheLobotomist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

It was, but give Florida man a few more years and it won't be made up anymore.

[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Having sex on his favourite DBZ blanket!? Outrageous!

[–] glowie@infosec.pub 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Roundcat@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 1 year ago

How could you be on the blanket and not be chaste!

[–] xianfox@lemmy.foxden.social 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who’s the picture of? There’s three people mentioned in the headline.

[–] Cinnamon3431@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

florida man (who bit)

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 13 points 1 year ago

Bites his penis off. There's got to be a better way.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Dude looks like Batman with that hair

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Imagine going to college and writing that story.

[–] covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago

What tf am i reading

[–] Kerred@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Are there any other states that have that open press law or is it still just Florida?

[–] CriticalMiss@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

the DBZ blanket stays on during intercourse

[–] RalphWiggum@artemis.camp 4 points 1 year ago

This guy definitely listens to Insane clown posse