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[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"A specter is haunting Europe — the specter of Communism."

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

we have the best fan fic didn't we folks

[–] hihi24522@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a vewy good fwend in Wome named Biggus Dickus.

[–] ComradeSpahija@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] augusto@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago

shes called incontinentia

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

cuno doesnt do radioactive shit.

makes his dick fall off.

[–] BigBigChugnus@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I don't know everything, I just know what I know."

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Monogatari is 50% brilliant, 50% the worst characteristics of anime blended together.

[–] nephs@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Luke, I am your father." - Vader, Lord Darth

Pretty niche show, I'm sure none of you would know.

[–] MatBC@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hmmm actchually he says "No, I'm your father" in response to Luke saying "you killed my father"

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do dislike this nitpick, the other line is roughly to that effect. Too many smug fans

[–] MatBC@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

It was just too be annoying I just wanted to meme on it, it's a stupid nitpick indeed cause if you say no I'm your father is a bit unclear what you're talking about, but look I'm your father

[–] nephs@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Truth is, I don't even like star wars.

I like your apparently technically correct statement, though. :D

[–] olgas_husband@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

something like "wö-man, man of wö must know their place, and go back to the fucking kitchen."

[–] deathtoreddit@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Wömen ... men of wö ... you don't like them ... they're insane"

CW: wee bit of misogyny in the joke

spoiler

"Their idiocy needs to scrubbed off the Earth with cleaning alcohol... wömen need to go back to the fucking kitchen"


Is that the one?

[–] olgas_husband@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

yes, my bröther. best game.

one thing that makes me laugh about that line, os that I've seen an actual fascist referring to woman in a similar way, "wamen", he was complaining about baldurs gate 3, because in the titular city there is " dark skinned strong wamen" so the game is posed.

clearly disco writers knew their fascists too.

[–] bunbun@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] hihi24522@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Brrap brrap pew pew

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 year ago

"It's a song about mermaid... murder"

[–] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!"

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

TF2 Soldier being transphobic and anti-scots

[–] riskable@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Just draw the outline of a wedge of cheese and add facial features and ears and you have your very own special little guy UwU

[–] lurkerlady@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

so if you exile august von der haydt around 1850 after rushing grossdeustchland you can reroll him to be a communist and as soon as you unlock socialism and pull marx you can very quickly instate heydt as leader of the industrialists in order to have a dengist central europe led by marx in 1850 without any civil war.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] lurkerlady@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

shocked-pikachu

i get very sweaty about rushing socialism in vic3. prussia and france are the easiest to do it with imo

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Never managed to reform to council republic before late 1880s.

[–] Valbrandur@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago

WHAT

DOTH

LIFE?

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

"I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me."

[–] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago

“And now I am going to FUCK you!”

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"STOP!.....I WANT TO TALK ABOUT CHEESE"

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[–] HaSch@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Time, as the negative unity of being outside of itself, is just as thoroughly abstract, ideal being: being which, since it is, is not, and since it is not, is.

[–] fire86743@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We evolve beyond the person we were a minute before. Little by little, we advance a bit further with each turn, that's how a drill works!

[–] Shrike502@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is that Gurren Lagan?

[–] big_spoon@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

duwang

present day...

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Oh, am I mistaken? I thought I heard something about delicious pancakes.

yeah yeah i know im a loser

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

dunk covered peasant convention is that way

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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

the baby is you

[–] zkrzsz@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Pullo, formation!

[–] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"

[–] jermaphobe@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

See that heart? No shit!

[–] pmmeyourtits@ani.social 2 points 1 year ago

And now we just need to weave this copper belt in

[–] Shrike502@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nine planets. Orbiting a yellow star.

[–] Shrike502@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago

No takers? Alright, let's try something obvious:

I was there. I was there the day Horus betrayed the Emperor

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I gotta lay down a flat wide stinkum.

[–] 3lava3@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Food processors are great

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