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Trump Kisses Supporter’s Burger (www.theonion.com)
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[–] gramie@lemmy.ca 41 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Until I saw where it was from, I had absolutely no idea that this wasn't an actual news story.

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Same. That's what makes this great satire.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago

Are we SURE this isn't real?

[–] Zier@fedia.io 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You spelled Hamberder wrong. You're Welcome!

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 12 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Your

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Y'oure

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 5 points 7 months ago

Covfefe

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This makes me think of the red Robin restaurants and their mushroom burger being spelled s'hroom burger on the menus. I would be inclined so pronounce it suh-hroom

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I think y'oure is pronounced like your ogre.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

Is this better or worse than signing flags?

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You should see what he does with the raw borgers, disgusting!

[–] ares35@kbin.social 4 points 7 months ago

you should see where the ground borger came from.....

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I wish you could vote for me, but you’re just an adorable little tasty burger, aren’t you? Aren’t you? Precious. I could take a big bite right out of you! Reminds me of my own sandwiches back home.

They have to get a bit better at "citing" Trump. I find it funny, but it's too well written, the sentences have a smooth flow and it makes sense all in all.

It's something i could imagine a sane person saying.

It doesn't matter what he's talking about. After hearing like 4 sentences from Trump in a row, i'm normally left offended & confused.

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago

Trump Kisses Supporter's Hot Dog