Sea salt, cheese flavor sparkling water...
I don't even know what to fn say.
this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2023
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I've had this, it tastes like savory cream soda 3/10, 1/10 with rice.
The pikachu one is actually pretty good, although not good enough for the price
Which Pokemon tastes terrible in your opinion?
Ayyyy! Coming in clutch with the rating plus the "with rice" bonus!
let's not bring over worn-out redditisms to lemmy eh?
Did you know...
That's what I instantly thought about... The Internet ruined us
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
Was looking for this haha
I live in Asia, and normally, "salted cheese" is a bad translation for lightly salted cream. Also, (in Vietnamese anyway) water is assigned to any liquid. I'm assuming this is a lightly salted cream soda
But there's a picture of cheese next to the text!
Edit: it also says "cheese aroma" ("ostarom") in Swedish.
Text on labels is Finnish though. The plot thickens.
Text is in both languages. This is common because the countries share a long border.
Also because Swedish is one of the two official languages of Finland, about 20% of the country and most of them in Helsinki.
Oh wait … Ursprungsland Taiwan is Swedish? That would be also valid German, but it’s the only text there that would.
They also do that here. Like a wedge of swiss cheese. I have no idea why. They call heavy cream topping on drinks "Cheese Foam". 
Oh cool a vaporeon... wait... wtf?!
Is it really sparkling water if it has 100 calories?
Must be the sea salt cheese flavoring
Watertok moment.
Think you looked at the kJ value, the label seems to say about 26 Calories (kcal)
Please do not tell my 10yo that this exists.
I’ll gladly pm him
I was in a Filipino grocery once and they had "corn and cheese ice cream." I don't mean they had corn ice cream and cheese ice cream, which would be weird enough, I mean it was corn and cheese flavor. And they showed a huge dollop of melted cheese being poured onto the corn on the box. If it wasn't a gallon box, I would have bought it just out of curiosity.
Same aisle as the dolphin jelly.
You gotta wonder how much of your tuna is actually vaporeon.
Torille
...rillaamaan
Why is the Vaporeon lookin a lil sussy 🤨😳
And it had to taste like sea salt and cheese. If I was hard pressed to find something that tasted like human fluids, that would be dangerously high I my list of ingredients
Fucking CHEESE flavored WATER!?
What in the got damn fuck is THAT!?!?
Vaporeon copypasta
Huh, we meet again, the worst thing I'm going to see today.
Have you guys not had the salty “cheese foam” you can get on boba? It’s like stabilized whipped cream.
This doesn’t sound bad at all.
So it's actually quite good. An acquired taste.
D:
I'm gonna pester my Japanese friends about this 😂