It's probably me
this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2024
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I don't trust someone that owns mayonnaise
Do you eat your fries dry??
I definitely don't put mayo on them, reminds me of the horror when I went to Brazil.
The family I was staying with made pizza one day and they brought out some condiments, mayo was one of them and I just assumed they brought everything because who knows what I would like. But then they proceeded to squirt mayo on their slices and I gasped. Luckily I had stashed a bottle of hot sauce from earlier so I used some of that and they were shocked that I would eat 'super spicy' sauce, it was like tobasco so definitely not spicy, I guess everyone is different. We also brought them hot cheetos as a little gift for the kids and they were rinsing their mouths out in the sink. We thought they were just messing around but the kids insisted it was spicy
Ketchup.
... with mayo. ... with mayo, right?
This is true for all foods, except coriander. Maria knows how much she eats and she's fine with it.
I for one am quite confident it’s not me.
I know it because its me. I love straight mayo and eat it frequently.
When you say straight mayo do you mean...
semen
"Mayonnaise" 😉
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