Sonicare might be expensive but it leaves my teeth feeling cleaner. It's like having that perfectly smooth clean feeling after a dentist visit every day. No way I'll ever go back to manual scrubbing like some sort of troglodyte.

Most are just going to laugh at you and be as unhelpful as possible if you come at them like that. You're just giving them an excuse to stick to the script and tell you to pound sand. If you let them know it's not personal but you're angry at the company and keep your approach professional they're much more likely to think outside the box, bend the rules, or escalate your issue to get things taken care of.

Matthew Shepard shoulda stayed strapped

I'm actually talking about guns, and yes, they should be easier to get. The government and the wealthy should concern themselves with improving material conditions to avoid unrest instead of trying to monopolize the capacity for violence.

My shop makes big ones and little ones, but the big ones are always sold out by the time I drag my ass over there

Don't try to tell him you're younger than you are, he's gonna taste the difference and call you out

I can walk into any donut shop and I already know what I want. If you can't do that I suspect you're some kind of foreign agent who isn't familiar with what you might find in a donut shop.

BTW, it's apple fritters, and I'll have three, thanks.

JD: I saw some dudes on TikTok that were showing off amazing advances in toupee technology

Barber: I got you fam

You guys still get commercials?

So you're telling me that you can just press a few buttons and learn how to make a bomb? How are your landlords and bosses still alive?