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[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Unforeseen? Or unforeskin?

[–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Is the version without the red circle still available?

Edit: Nevermind, an image search for the first four words turned it up.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Thank you so much!

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 18 points 7 months ago

I’ll take the calamari to go

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I’m not hanging out where unforeseen circumcisions are taking place.

[–] raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But it's open for takeout 😋

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I'll habe a number 9 large with extra foreskins.

[–] BaumGeist@lemmy.ml 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

thanks for the red circle, otherwise i'd be illiterate and unable to see the only thing in the foreground

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 months ago

I don't think that's useless red circle material. One might easily miss that typo because it's such a common sign.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 3 points 7 months ago

Wait what, I thought this was about the pizza hut

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Well that’s… certainly understandable. Not gonna argue that one :D

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago

That stupid G-Man and his unforeseen circumcisions!

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago

lots of dropped knives, i guess

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 7 months ago

thank you u/UrethraFranklin

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That is most definitely a health code violation.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Possibly a Geneva Convention one too 😄

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago
[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

“open for takeout and delivery only”

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

G fed Freeman some "calamari" again ...

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Will the horrors in Gaza ever cease?