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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 33 points 7 months ago

Due to limited resources this hydra will grow only 3 heads for every 2 you cut off.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Because of supply issues, your infinite wealth will start arriving in 3 to 5 business days.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Provided as limited annuity payments over the course of your life.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 21 points 7 months ago

Due to shorter attention spans these cats only have 7 lives.

[–] Mr_Reach@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Due to budget cuts we're dialing down eternal damnation to mild inconvenience for 30 years.

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

TIL: Satan has a budget. Explains a lot...

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

Even satan is not free of capitalism 😔

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The 50% of the time thing actually solves a huge bug. Which incidentally is what's on the other side of the wrong door

[–] princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago

due to company reorganization and a recent IPO, we are now 4 independent contractor dwarves and an LLM