This sounds like an upgrade to me, sign me the fuck up.

Got that dog in me.

Low key, this is busted. It makes it possible to save cards for later by scrying to the bottom or using several odd removal cards.

I want this in a legit set.

Poor bastard.

Clunky, generic, with a dash of trying to copy trends?

My money's on dead in 8 months.

Won me a tournament by pretending I flooded. Playing greven, I had 3 of my win on the spot pieces and 3 lands (mulled once down to 6). Drew 3 lands and my final piece, but vocally complained about flooding. Only player playing blue tapped out on turn 5 so I went all in an knocked him out. Rest of the table conceded as I had managed to reset my health and draw 20 cards. Greven is love.

This is roughly what we believe Leif Erickson did. He kinda beat everyone else in Europe to America.

Thank you. I needed this.

Just ignore the 120 bp stab that ignores protect and always crits. It's better to pretend that didn't happen.

Due to budget cuts we're dialing down eternal damnation to mild inconvenience for 30 years.

Tesla rifle go brrr across 3 bugs curving around to my teammates.

The first time my friends and I stumbled upon them we took one look at the name, saw a member crossbow a squirrel and said "Yup, that's PETA."