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πβ Drake format of this meme
ππ LeVar Burton format of this meme
Someone told me that drake was a creep and I instantly believed it because why else would this nobody get a meme format out of nowhere?
dating geology guys < dating stoned guys
But what about the stoned geology guys? the stoned stone lovers, the geology ganjis, the crystal cannabis connoisseurs, the rock lovin rockers, the dabbing dirt collectors?
How I'm trynna be
What's wrong with geology guys?
Those are those weird pedos, pedologists.
Half of my house is rocks... I inherited them from an 85 year old geologist..Wanna see?
Yes
As long as you don't have any puppies.
YES! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
I dunno. Lots of dykes in geology.
Good cleavage though
Although I did meet one gneis girl, but she got tired of my schist pretty quickly. I met her on a field trip to study glaciers she was honestly a bit erratic. Anyway, forgive the intrusion.
Thatβs my hope
Eh, depends. If it's the around-the-neck kind of crystals, no way. If it's in a radio circuit, now, that's a different story.
God damn it, they're minerals, Marie!
Why is everything purple?
I wish an autistic woman into geology infodumped to me...
They are just that "down to earth".
I cannot read this as girls into crystals / girls into geology but my brain always interprets it as in girls who are (made of) crystal / girls who are (made of) geology
My last serious relationship was with a girl who got really excited when I finished her sentence "most people don't realize (our area) is..."
"mostly Quartz!"
I still miss her... She moved away to go to school, but it was only a few hours away so I don't think she misses me lmao
Who is dating these women anyway?
That's cult shit, huge red flag to even casual friendship, much less relationship.
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2024
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