At times, I'm a carbon conveyor
Mr. Xenon, would you please be my mayor?
You'll be doing us a really big favor
Boy uranium has a lot of flavor
When it comes to decay lead is your savior
Follow tin for the heavy behavior
That is generous on what you can lick...
About half of the green ones would still probably kill you, just...slowly.
How does one lick a gas?
Simply stick your tongue out and you'll be licking gasses.
What if I lick Na, Cu and Zn at the same time?
Well. I have two suspicions.
One, you can lick just about anything once, if your brave enough.
Two.... most things are rather boring to lick.
I guess you really shouldn't lick noble gasses when they are in a state that is lickable.
I'm so glad someone made this joke for me, I couldn't think of a funny way to make it on the original post
A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
Rules
This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
