I'd book that lad any time as long as he can adapt to hollering "hell yeah sister".
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2024
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We're all brothers on this blessed day
Speak for yourself.
I am all brother on this blessed day
I am all brothers on this blessed day!
It's okay, it's the gender-neutral of form of the word 'brother.' You know, like 'dude.'
But I'm also sure he'll accommodate your simple request as long as you're not a narc.
Lol, I actually had to google what an eight ball was, but I was already sold at whiskey. So, clearly not a narc. Also not Spez. ^^
That's cool, brother. But you gotta tell him if you're a cop. That's the law he's pretty sure.
Can confirm.
Source: no lies were told in the 90s
Now get Hulk Hogan before the racism to join him, brother.
I have a proposal...
Cool, I'll get the strapon!
Joke's on you, I'm into that shit.
Can my wife watch?
Crank up Kickstart my heart and drive me to the dentist!
卄乇ㄥㄥ ㄚ乇卂卄 乃尺ㄖㄒ卄乇尺
I am into this, but I want at least 1in 3 corners to be taken sideways in slo-mo.
Also, can I have whisky and an 8-ball too?
I think they mean that's for the client. I'd rather my driver not be drunk and high, cool as it may be.
Called an Uber Friday night. Dude was much more drunk than I was. I ended up having him crash on my couch.
Lmao, really? Had my fair share of weirdos, but never drunk or high. At least not that I could tell.
I have a friend that drives Uber. Literally high every time he works. He's one of those stoners that claims he's actually a better driver when high. You absolutely don't know if the person driving you is under the influence. He vapes or does edibles, so there's no odor, and he's always wearing sunglasses.
I know I'm way less aggressive when im baked. My wife gets stressed out driving with me unless I've had a few hoots.
I was in an uber with a friend in some Baltimore traffic when the driver almost rear-ended the car in front of us. She was distracted talking to us, I think, was telling us about her life or something.
Immediately after she slammed on the brakes, she admitted to us she was high as a kite, and then went into explaining how she hides it from her rides (uses the ozium stuff to make the smell disappear, leaving a window of time between pickups to ensure the car aired out, etc). Vaping wasn't as commonplace back then, as I think Colorado and only one other state had legalised it at that point.
But, like, damn lady... Why are you telling your two passengers this right after you almost got into a nasty wreck? We just wanted to get to the bar 😂
My driver can have a little coke sometimes, as a treat.
Coke without booze is way too speedy.
Can they at least have a Xanax or two to take the edge off?
"Brother, get the flamer. The heavy flamer."
"Hell yeah, brother!"
"Take this trail road in the wooden area its a shortcut dont worry about your balljoints and berrings"
" Hell yeah brother !"
He didn't say he would do anything you say. Just that he'd agree with it.
Based off the Firebird owners I've seen.... he'd do it.
He'd stop and take the t-tops off first.
I like how the Germans pronounce it, with the umlauts and all.
Moet-ley Cr-ewe
When we came up with the name, we didn’t even know what umlauts were. I can remember it like it was yesterday. We were drinking Löwenbräu, and when we decided to call ourselves Mötley Crüe, we put some umlauts in there because we thought it made us look European. We had no idea that it was a pronunciation thing. When we finally went to Germany, the crowds were chanting, “Mutley Cruh! Mutley Cruh! “ We couldn’t figure out why the fuck they were doing that.
-- Vince Neil
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2009/11/motley-crues-vince-neil-is-finally-bored-with-boobs
That’s great, thanks for sharing
How does the band pronounce it?
Mot-ley crew
Everyone needs a friend like Todd sometimes
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I know this is satire, but part of me is afraid that it might not be.
~~afraid~~ excited
You do you.
Screwber
Great hood ornament, dude. Hop in, I'm driving.
Screwber
Sounds fun but I’m guessing an Uber is probably cheaper and less likely to land me in jail.