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„First of all, my best friend is black…“
"What you have said is actually reverse racism, which is just as bad, and in some ways even worse! "
"I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX."
I just got back from the doctor...you're gunna want to get tested...
"You'll be destroyed in the battle of the marketplace of ideas!!!"
“…if you look at the pre-plague statistics…”
"So... I can bring another guy, right?"
That wasn't silent...
Sharted
That's NOT how Bitcoin works. Listen-
"No, the Dreamworks face looks more like"
I just shat my pants.
"The Children of Asuryan haven't received any new models since the 90s, y'know..."
"lube up first honey."
"What? They always hold it when I pee"
"Uh, I don't know how to say this, but [4th-wall-breaking spoiler]"
Spoiler alert: >!He dies.!<
"Hisss... Even I wouldn't eat that!"
"Did you just fart?"
“I can’t eat ice cream.”
Ratchet when Clank makes a bad pun.
“Do you have anything gluten free?”
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, “That’s a hell of an act. What do you call it?”*
And the father says, “The Aristocrats!”*
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